Saturday, 16 May 2026

The US Markets Are Really Weird

  There’re several wars going on.

The Strait of Hormuz is still closed.

There is an energy and oil crisis around the world.

Inflation is running high globally.

Yet.

S&P is near ATH, touching 7,500.

NASDAQ is near ATH, touching 29,600.

Dow is near ATH, touching 50,000.

What gives?

Trading With AI

 I decided to trial using sevens AI engines to help me place a Friday trade.

Below’s my dataset.

Essentially I’ve asked for the best trade recommendations to open on a Friday night, and close by end of day Monday.

I ended up opening a 200,000 long USDJPY position.

Lets see if it huats!

15 May Friday

Gemini

Long Oil


Short NASDAQ100


Long USDJPY


Long Put Options META/MSFT


Short AUDUSD

Grok

Long Oil


Long NASDAQ100


Long USDJPY


Short Gold


Long S&P

Claude

Long Oil


Long Gold


Short EURUSD


Long USDJPY


Long Infrastructure or Defence

Copilot

Long EURUSD


Long AUDUSD


Long Gold


Short NASDAQ100


Long Call Options NVDA/AMZN

ChatGPT

Long NASDAQ100


Long AUDUSD


Long Gold


Short USDJPY


Long HS Tech Index

DeepSeek 

Long NASDAQ100


Long NVDA


Long USDJPY


Short Gold


Short GBPUSD

Perplexity

Long Gold


Long USDJPY


Long NASDAQ100


Short EURUSD


Long S&P

TOP TRADE IDEAS

CLOSE BY 2359 MONDAY

Trade Idea

Votes For

Votes Against

Long USDJPY

5

1

Long Gold

4

2

Long NASDAQ100

4

2

Long Oil

3

0

FINAL TRADE

Long USDJPY 200,000

To close by 2359 Monday